So i was out with some friends for dinner @ Cafeteria on 17/th & 7th and around 1am Ice T, Coco, and a female friend roll in. As soon as i spot them im thinking about steppin up and giving him some props.
Normally ‘celebs’ arent that interesting to me and interrupting somebody famous is corny as hell, down right rude even. But Ice T is different, a legend. I had to say something because he was one of the first rappers i listened to back in the mid 80’s. When Power dropped i freaked out! Ridiculous beats and dope storytelling rhymes. ‘Drama’ is a total classic.
So as we were wrapping up the bill i walked over to say hello. What came out of my mouth was easily the most feeble, bumbling mess of speech i have ever released.
The interaction (in my mind)
Ice T! *shakes hand, maybe a pound of some sort* I just wanted to tell you a few things.
- As soon as i saw you i thought back to this show you did in Vancouver for the OG tour and Donald D opened up. It was wild! I think you may have performed w/ Body Count that night, not sure cause i’ve seen you like 6 times including at the first Lollapalooza in ‘91
- Often when im wakin up, hittin the shower and feel like singing i bust out some Peel Their Caps Back Lyrics. Love it!
- You are the OG’st muthaphukka in the known universe.
Also, My girl thinks Coco is dope!
The interaction (in reality)
Uh… hi… yeah i think you’re cool. i went to some concerts, Donald D was there. I love Peel Their Caps Back….. and uhh… you are so OG!
WTF??? SO embarrassing. It was actually worse than that but i’m trying to save a bit of face here.
The interaction (in his mind, probably)
WTF? is this kid drunk? ok…. 1.yeah….. 2.uh huh….. 3. thats it baby!
Oh your girl likes Coco?…. *normal, flattering but non-retardedly starstruck conversation ensues*
So that certainly didnt go as planned but i want to rectify it. Seriously, Ice. Hit me up on Twitter. You should let me and my girl take you guys for drinks.
And you know im gonna be trying to get you and Coco onto HootSuite!
